Last night I dreamt I had a peacock and when you put him on a skateboard in the driveway and put a little dollop of Reddy-Whip on the edge of the skateboard and gave him a push, he’d roll down the driveway and do this little hop over a bump and it was just hilarious. Then all these squirrels and raccoons came over and they wanted some whipped cream too so I went in the freezer and got some ice cream and we all ate that. It was pretty rad.
